Goodbye wet dog.
Hello derpy chappy.

An ultra-absorbent microfiber robe that soaks up water 5x faster than a standard dog towel, cozy, warm, and ready in seconds.

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✦ WHAT'S IN THE ROBE

Built like you'd hoped it would be.

Expertly made in South Korea from top-grade microfiber. Every seam, every stitch, obsessed over.

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5× faster dry time
Ultra-absorbent premium microfiber soaks up water 5× faster than a standard towel.
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Elastic hooded headband
Stays put over floppy ears, pricks, and everything in between.
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Adjustable Velcro strap
Locks in place for post-bath zoomies. No slip-offs, no tail jams.
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Machine washable
Toss it in the washer or dryer. Keeps its shape wash after wash.
✦ OUR STORY

Designed in USA.
Made in Korea.
Obsessive on purpose.

Derpy Chappy was inspired by the long rainy season in the Pacific Northwest — and a rescue Golden Retriever who loves the water. Rescuing animals taught us that every dog and cat deserves to be happy.

We're a small US business that deeply cares about the quality of every robe we ship. From the microfiber to the fit, we obsess over every detail so your pup can dry off in comfort — and look absolutely adorable doing it.

A portion of every sale supports local pet rescues.

We partner with rescue organizations to help dogs and cats find caring, adoptive homes. Every dry dog helps a dog still waiting for their forever bath.

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